.... and I simply HAD to open it! Anything could be inside a container with such a label!!! I mean what is a non-fiction biscuit anyway? Is it like a hyper biscuit - more real than real? Some kind of Uber-cookie? Although the term non-fiction does have a kind of gravitas that belies any super-hero, comic book larger than life shenanigans... I am suspecting there won't be chocolate.... These will be serious as hell biscuits, biscuits that are deeply pondering the meaning of life and are probably finding a cure for cancer on the side. HARD CORE ESSAY WRITING BISCUITS!!! with full referencing and probably their own site on Google Scholar.
I just HAD to open it! I felt like Pandora as I prised the stiff plastic lid away from the rim.......
Needless to say I was slightly disappointed.
But I was completely right about the lack of chocolate.
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